AUBREEVISION - Observations from the far side of the dial

Two thoughts for the day:

1. What is the point of having more bathrooms than bedrooms in one's house, as seems to be a common celebrity trend?

2. Is it just me, or are fuzzy toilet seat covers just plain wrong? Some things just aren't meant to be pretty. And the germs those suckers must be steeping in!

Other things I've concluded are wrong:

• Clamato juice. What warped mind looks at a clam and thinks "let's juice it?"
  
• Fathers/fathers-in-law in delivery rooms (isn't there something just plain wrong about a grown woman showing her father the view between her legs? Even worse, her partner's father?)
  
• Businesspeople bringing rolling suitcases full of paperwork home from the office. What kind of life is that?

Off to see the dubious looking "Wedding Date" starring Debra Messing, then face-stuffing at a restaurant, followed by friends J & D's housewarming. Adieu!