AUBREEVISION - Observations from the far side of the dial

My superpower of choice, hands down, would be teleportation. X-ray vision, invisibility, superhuman strength all have their advantages, sure...but teleportation, in my humble estimation, gives the biggest bang-to-buck ratio.

Beyond the obvious uses, like popping down to New Hampshire to visit my honey at will, teleportation would be the ultimate fix for the frostbite-inducing walks between home and the bus station. That's generally when it comes to mind - when I step off the bus and discover my longjohns and mittens just ain't gonna cut it.

For some reason I couldn't remember the word "frostbite" -- all that came to mind was "snowburn," and I knew that couldn't be right. I rather like it, though.

Here's a pic my sister sent of Nova Scotia-style snowdunes:




Ick...to the power of 3!