AUBREEVISION - Observations from the far side of the dial

For several months I have been on a casual but frustrating hunt for a cute garlic keeper, and can't for the life of me figure out who mandated that every garlic keeper has to look like this:



The ugliness pains me! That said, I did find this much cuter garlic keeper on a New Zealand website, proving that cute garlic keepers do exist, if not on this continent:



My hope is that I can find something decent on Etsy. Who would have thought that a cute garlic house would be so hard to find?