AUBREEVISION - Observations from the far side of the dial

Here is a question that should be included in those ubiquitous "things you didn't know about your friends" forwards: mayonnaise or Miracle Whip? It's much more telling than the overdone "chocolate or vanilla." In my mind, Miracle Whip people don't ask for much out of life, are emotionally even-keeled and don't tend to think outside the box. They are infinitely practical, but selfless and family-oriented. Mayonnaise people feel pleasure and pain very deeply. They can be selfish and are prone to impulsiveness and drama; they prefer lives and condiments with lots of dimension and complexity.

I'm sure there are some who swing both ways, but that's an assessment for another day.