AUBREEVISION - Observations from the far side of the dial

Dr. Phil seeks subjects for upcoming show: "Are you married to the most unromantic person in America?"

How's this for a candidate: This year, instead of getting Mom a new card for Valentine's Day, Dad dug out and presented her with a card he had first given her for Valentine's Day 1980.

"Same holiday, same wife, why not use it over?"

Disturbingly, he was only half joking.

Here's more of his handiwork:





And I quote: "It drove itself into the pond."

Oh papa, you make-a me laugh!

Crazy PMSy today -- at that special time of month I'm restless, unable to focus, obsessive-compulsive, yearning to hermit. I've read that PMS can affect women for up to two weeks pre-period -- and I believe it. So by my math, that means a 4-week month - 2 weeks PMS - 1 week achy and bleeding = one good week a month. Sigh....