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aubree
AUBREEVISION - Observations from the far side of the dial
 
masterwork
Ok, I still owe egseah a verse on Toronto and Tonto, but I had a sudden fit of inspiration:

Night Rite

I wear a retainer
It's pink and makes noise
It straps in my teeth
And it scares away boys.

It bullies my eye teeth
It hugs my mouth's curves
It makes my speech lispy
It gets on my nerves.

The End
 
Passed the Audition

Canadianese
- I so what to play this for many people down here.... I do NOT say aboot. I do NOT say hoose...
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Yep. . .
- It's the heat. It's gotta be the heat.
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The Apple Doesn't Fall Far From the Tree
- Well, it looks like I passed the ADD gene to the kiddo. She also...
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Proof of life

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