AUBREEVISION - Observations from the far side of the dial

While reading sarsar's most complimentary blog entry, I remembered a funny incident from early in our friendship. We had a rare quiet moment at work, and I had some spray-on self-tanner in my bag. Since I couldn't very well achieve even coverage on my own, and since Sarah and I were quite close, it seemed fitting to ask her to perform the honours. Let's just say that if our friendship wasn't already cemented, her spraying my naked body with foul-smelling bronzer in a 6x6 bathroom certainly took care of it. I was Swiffering a stubborn brown film off the tiles for weeks.

I must say, however, that sarsar didn't quite master the concept of even application. "You have two, no, (phfffft) three big splotches on your butt!"