AUBREEVISION - Observations from the far side of the dial

La la la, I'm off to the spa -- for the day of decadence my honey bought me as a Valentine's Day gift. I'm so excited I just may pee myself. It will be a very strenuous day indeed -- head downtown, get a steaming cup of wake-up at Tim Horton's and saunter on over to the spa for six hours of steaming, massaging, manicuring, styling and all-round bliss. It's quite the chi-chi locale and I'm not exactly accustomed to living the high life so it's a bit weird -- I'm a bit concerned about being a thrift-store-chic fish out of water in ladies-who-lunch surroundings. But fuck that, baby! Take my body, Holtz, and do with it what you will.