AUBREEVISION - Observations from the far side of the dial

I was so looking forward to the week after Star Jones' wedding, assuming she'd be honeymooning and the nauseated masses could finally get some relief from the Star's-getting-married play-by-play. What a pleasant surprise that she's sticking around for fall sweeps, and we now get to savour the endless post-nuptial dissection and lingering Bridezilla-ness, e.g. the new Mrs. Reynolds sniping at her co-hosts for wedding day faux pas like defying her no-cameras dictum.

WOMAN, IT'S OVER - LET IT GO!

And yet, I can't stop watching.