AUBREEVISION - Observations from the far side of the dial

My new roommate moves in today - thus begins the cat pee war in earnest. Clem has recently decided to squat and release wherever the mood strikes him. This has been going on for a couple of months - it began when I went to Nova Scotia for a week and continued with him peeing on my (former) roommate's brand new suede shoes and several spots on the stairs. He's emotionally delicate, to say the least, so it's probably psychological - for example, when Eric comes to visit, Clem expresses his jealousy by leaving a trail of vomit all over the kitchen. So now I'm undertaking a last-ditch effort to straighten him out before assuming it's a medical problem and putting the vet's kids through college. I've added another litter box, cleaned the old one within an inch of its life, given him even more attention than he already gets, and tried to clean the damage that's already done. I've been busy all week and haven't had time to truly attack the carpet with a baking soda/Febreze/dish soap/Mr. Clean/vinegar cocktail, so that's my delightful morning task. Some frickin' day off!