AUBREEVISION - Observations from the far side of the dial

Killing time while awaiting my honey's arrival from the land they call "America." Have just had the displeasure of watching clips of Tom Cruise waxing arrogant on this morning's Today Show. The BeKatied One's topic of choice? Why, the evils of psychiatry, of course -- he's done the (doubtless Scientology-sanctioned) research, you see.

His Royal Shortness gives me the serious heebie-jeebies. This is the brainiac, remember, who had this to say in response to Brooke Shields' use of Paxil in treating postpartum depression:

"When you talk about postpartum, you can take people today, women, and what you do is you use vitamins. There is a hormonal thing that is going on, scientifically, you can prove that. But when you talk about emotional, chemical imbalances in people, there is no science behind that. You can use vitamins to help a woman through those things."

Whew. Thank God all us poor, misguided women have Tom to watch our backs.

On another note, doesn't Natalie Portman make a great case for baldness?